Vintage Veneration

So I'll start with some visuals...

These phones almost make me want to get a landline again. But only if they're the faux rotary variety. The fastest texter this side the Mississippi's got no time for the circle dial. I never was known for my patience. As a kid I'd try to speed up the calling process by forcing the dial back in reverse to the point of nearly breaking the thing, gritting my teeth all the while. If they hadn't invented touchtone, I just might've been the first (impatient) patient to treat for a nasty case of rotary carpal tunnel. Somebody needs to simmer down.

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